A Week's Meal

Over the course of any given week, this is what I usually consume:

• 2 and a half Kraft Delissio frozen pizza's
• 9 355ml glasses of partly skimmed 1% milk
• 10 355ml glasses of water (excluding the dozens of ice cubes I suck on)
• A half block of "old" style cheese
• A bag of black seedless grapes
• Four bakery-style chocolate cookies from Safeway
• 2 litres of diet pop (Coke/7up/Ginger Ale)

And that'll be all folks...