Showing posts with label sex. Show all posts
Showing posts with label sex. Show all posts

Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Colour Passion

Your Passion is Gray

Your sexual attitude is best described as apathetic.
Often joking that you're asexual, you can go months without getting any.
For you, great sex does not make or break a relationship.
If it happens, it's just the icing on the cake.


^^ Spot-on!

Thursday, September 20, 2007

Night Life

It's no secret that "night life" amongst people my age is a big trend. Most young adults/teenagers love the night life as it offers a sense of rebellion with the opportunity to party, drink alcoholic beverages, use drugs and have sex. After all, what else could be better than all of that?

Well, perhaps I'm alone in this regard, but I absolutely hate this so called "night life". I don't like night clubs because they most usually amounts to that of a cesspool. Uggh... It makes me sick thinking about it. And as I have yet to use any drugs or even get drunk, such activities make very little sense to me.

And it's not like it lasts two hours either, oh no, instead it lasts all night long. All night meaning 10-11 PM to 3-4 AM. I've pulled hours like that a few times before and every time I do, I feel reminiscent of a corpse. And I hate that. I cannot understand how people can continue such activities for weeks in while properly maintaining their school work and above all else, feel good.

Additonally, I dislike night life because I dislike the night it's self. I don't like walking in the night, nor do I like driving in the night. Too clausterphobic with all those bright lights, not enough visibility.

P.S. - My "Different Stages" CD has yet to arrive! I can only hope that today is the day.

Tuesday, June 26, 2007

'Breasts?'

I have come to the realization that I am incapable of saying the words, ti... Damn it.

Hell, It would appear that I am not only incapable saying the words, but even writing them. My friends (both Internet & real life), will know that I rarely utter the words "tits" (shrug!), or anything of similar nature.

Why?

I dunno. I just can't! It's a word which is so unlike my character. Furthermore, isn't 'tits' a goofy word? That being said, I choose to stick to the rather old fashion terminology of 'breasts'.

Now I realize the above comments might make me sound like a snob who thinks he's better than others.. Of course, those who truly know me will know that I'm in no way a snob!

Just speaking my mind..

What do people think?

Girls often comment on how polite I am when I use 'breasts' rather than 'tits'. That's a compliment, right?

My father thinks the whole thing absolutely hiliarious. Can't blame him.

This has got to be the strangest blog post I've ever written..

Tuesday, March 13, 2007

A Celebrity Obsession

Is celebrity obsession/worship unhealthy? According to a book published by one Oliver James, it is. It’s all part of a society disease, which Oliver calls Affulenza.

Should a person feel guilty for admiring a celebrity? I say not, but then again, I suppose I suffer from Affulenza. Although I should mention the book does not directly refer to celebrity obsession as having Affulenza, but if you read deeper you'll see it is a side affect of a materialistic world.

It’s no secret to the users of GermanCarZone that I have an obsession with a certain individual.


www.germancarzone.com - My user ID: 7.3 AMG

All of this is evident by my rather large picture & video collection of her, let alone the fact that multiple pictures of her were featured in my avatar.

Before we actually get to the actual individual, I must ask, haven’t items which are not available to you (for whatever reason), always more desirable? I’d say they are, because people fantasize about vehicles, homes and even clothing.

The individual in my case would be British actress Kate Beckinsale. Honestly, I am in love with somebody I’ve never met, but I shall try & explain why. What started my attraction for the lovely Kate Beckinsale was her looks. Actually the question should be, how could it not?

I think Ms. Beckinsale is one of the most gorgeous women on the planet and then some. Every little aspect of her. Her gorgeous eyes, her amazing lips and oh bloody hell, that amazing hair and I mean amazing hair. In fact I think her hair is one of the most attractive things on her. Whatever style – short, long – simple brown or blond streaked. I’m getting butterflies thinking about it right now.

Then there is her body, which to say the least is also fantastic. Her breasts are not overpowering (can breasts be “overpowering” – in my case, yes) Her arse is more than fine and then there is her side profile – I’m not sure what it is, but she has the most beautiful side profile I’ve ever seen. In fact, Kate as a package is every bit a piece of artwork as a classic Da Vinci Painting (sorry for being dramatic..)

Of course, regardless of how beautiful Kate is, if she acted like a ditz then I would blacklist her from my “dream girl” list. Thankfully, Kate doesnt portray herself in the public (interviews and what not) as a complete idiot.


Having viewed various interview clips I honestly believe she is a very intelligent woman, and to back that claim up, she went to New Oxford College where among other things she studied French and Russian literature. When she was in her early teens she won the British bookseller W.H. Smith Young Writers' competition. Intelligence and beauty, what else could you ask for?

How about a sexy accent? Actually, she’s got that covered too. Oh how sweet her English accent is. Like music you never get tired, perhaps something smooth and soothing from Simon & Garfunkel.

Overall, Kate Beckinsale is one of those rare individuals which makes me smile, at anytime. Whether I’m sad, or happy – she never fails to bring a smile to my face. Perhaps it’s her magnetic personality combined with those killer looks?


I’ll try to end this endless appreciation like this: sex is the last thing on my mind when I think of Kate.